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• Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off.
  [Homer and Bart gasp] Hibbert: [chuckles] Did I say "leg"?...
• Bart: So...how do you like being Miss Popularity? Lisa
  Oh, well, you know, it ain't so great. [Bart looks at her] Bart, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life!...
• Bart: Ohh, I'll never get that game. Marge: [walking in] Tuck-in time!
  [singing] All aboard the sleepy train To visit Mother Goose....
• Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
  [he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Ba...
• Bart: [laughing at I&S] You know, this isn't so bad.
  I'll just spend the summer getting better acquainted with an old friend called television....
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
  You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath? Lisa: No, not really.
  Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly had fun vacuuming....