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• Oh Father, my Father, Oh what must I do? They're burning our streets and beating me blue.
  "Listen my son, I'll tell you the truth: Get a close haircut and spit-shine your shoes....
• You may be redneck... if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.
• Them fancy Japanese steak houses--they make you take off your shoes before you even go in.
  That's because the food is so bad they're afraid you're gonna kick 'em. -- Billy Holliday...
• There is nothing so sure to make you forgot all of your other troubles as the wearing of tight shoes.
• The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel
• Women go to work in those corporate Godzilla outfi
  kirt suit, track shoes, shoulder pads. Those shoulder pads designed to "Knock men outta my way!...
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....