Them fancy Japanese steak houses--they make you take off your shoes before
you even go in. That's because the food is so bad they're afraid you're
gonna kick 'em.
-- Billy Holliday
you even go in. That's because the food is so bad they're afraid you're
gonna kick 'em.
-- Billy Holliday
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