-- You may be redneck...
if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.
if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.
Related:
- You may be redneck... if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
- You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
- You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.
- You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
- You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
- You may be redneck... if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
- You may be redneck... if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe.
- You may be redneck... if your wife's hairdo is ruined by the ceiling fan.
- You may be redneck... if your wife wears any camouflage lingerie.
