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• Professor Farnsworth: "Oh my, that steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me.
• Farnsworth: Oh no! I should do something....but i am already in my pajamas.
• Professor: "Oh, vanity, thy name is Professor Farnsworth.
• Hermes: "I miss my wife and my oxygen." Professor Farnsworth
  Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases....
• Fry: "Hey, professor, what are you teaching this semester?
  Prof. Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester, the mathematics of quantum nutrino fields....
• Oh my god, you knocked Fox off the air!" -TV worker guy "Like anyone on earth cares." -Fry
• Leela: "Oh my God, we're heading straight into a black hole!" Fry: "Talk about a mood killer.
• Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
  "You can't *own* property, man!" "I can! That's because I'm not a penniless hippie!...
• Television is a gift of God, and God will hold those who utilize his divine instrument accountable to Him.
  -- Philo T. Farnsworth (one of television's inventors)...