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• If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• You who've lost the concept of a right, you who swing in impotent evasiveness between the claim that rights are a gift of God
  a supernatural gift to be taken on faith, or the claim that rights are a gift of society, to be broken at its arbitrary whim -- the source of man's rights is not divine law or congressional law, but the law of identity....
• The candidate had allowed television cameras into his hotel suite to watch him watch television.
• Farnsworth: Oh my God!! Fry: What is it? Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!
• It is the modest, not the presumptuous, inquirer who makes a real and safe progress in the discovery of divine truths.
  One follows Nature and Nature's God; that is, he follows God in his works and in his word....
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• If it weren't for Philip T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
• Beer: God's gift to the working slob.
• Television shows: those little interludes between the commercials.