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• Professor: "Oh, vanity, thy name is Professor Farnsworth.
• Farnsworth: Oh my God!! Fry: What is it? Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!
• Hermes: "I miss my wife and my oxygen." Professor Farnsworth
  Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases....
• Chalmers: Seymour! Skinner: Superintendent; I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
  Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?...
• Farnsworth: Oh no! I should do something....but i am already in my pajamas.
• Professor Farnsworth: "He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.
• Bender: "One of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone.
  Professor Farnsworth: "Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you....
• Professor: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court.
  I suppose I could part with one and still be feared....
• Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?