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• Farnsworth: Oh my God!! Fry: What is it? Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!
• While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
  How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know. -- Groucho Marx...
• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
• Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.
  I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor....
• Coconuts This morning I shot an elephnt in my pajamas.
  How he got in my oajamas I'll neverknow. --Groucho Marx...
• Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?
• He opens a tolm and begins.) It says: "In the beginning was the Word.
  Already I am stopped. It seems absurd. The Word does not deserve the highest prize, I must translate it otherwise....
• Am I hallucinating or something??
• I am committed--or should be.