Fry: "Hey, Professor, What Are You Teaching This Semester?

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Fry: "Hey, professor, what are you teaching this semester?"
Prof. Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester, the mathematics of
quantum nutrino fields. I made up the title so that no student would
dare take it."
Fry: "Mathematics of wonton burrito meals...."
Prof. Farnsworth: "Please, Fry, I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor."

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