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• Professor Farnsworth: "Oh my, that steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me.
• Professor Farnsworth: "He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.
• Professor: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court.
  I suppose I could part with one and still be feared....
• Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
• Hermes: "I miss my wife and my oxygen." Professor Farnsworth
  Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases....
• And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth.
  I now present you with the Academy Prize, which we confiscated from Dr....
• Fry: "Hey, professor, what are you teaching this semester?
  Prof. Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester, the mathematics of quantum nutrino fields....
• Dr. Zoidberg: "A successor to the professor?