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• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
  Bende...
• I might have liked Zap Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison.
  Leela "You really are too picky." -Bende...
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
  Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
• Old robot: What are ye doing? Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
  Old robot: Ye think me be he? Bender: Si. Old robot: Nee. I mean, no....
• Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
  Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off....