Old Robot: What Are Ye Doing? Bender: We're Whaling On The Original Were-car, Which Is You, You Jerk.
Old robot: What are ye doing?
Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
Old robot: Ye think me be he?
Old robot: Nee. I mean, no.
Old robot: I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.
Gypsy robot: You want to die? Bender: No, I wanna live!
There's still too many things I don't own....
Bender: "You know the secret of traditional robot cooking?
Start with a good high-quality oil, then eat it....
Professor: Superstitious robot mumbo jumbo. Old robot: Mumbo, perhaps, jumbo, perhaps not.
Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny...
You think you've got problems," said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, as if he was addressing a newly occupied coffin, "what are you supposed to do if you ARE a manically depressed robot?
No, don't bother to answer that, I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer....
Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
Fry: "Do you have anything else for him?" Contess de la Roca
Lovely, isn't it?" Bender: "Yeah, but only 93% as lovely as you....