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  Professor "Why can't they go today?" "Because tonight's a special night, and I want all of you to be alive....
• Professor: Being captain is about intuition and heart.
  A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job....
• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!
• I love this planet. I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
  Bende...
• Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
  Amy: No, let's buy internet stock. Zoidberg: On margin!...
• Bender: "One of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone.
  Professor Farnsworth: "Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you....
• Were-Bender: Oh boy, I feel like a car in a candy store.