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• All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!" --Morbo
• We have more useless information than ignorance of what is useful.
• Human female: "And so with two weeks left in the campaign, the question on everyone's mind is, who will be the president of Earth?
  Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson. Two terrific candidates, Morbo?...
• I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information.
  She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks....
• Humans are very peculiar.
• Elephants have four knees.
• I woke up this morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called information.
  She said they were behind the couch. She was right. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I had injured my hamstring playing football and was having difficulty sitting, he said to me "What's the matter - have hormones?
• If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.