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• Human female: "And so with two weeks left in the campaign, the question on everyone's mind is, who will be the president of Earth?
  Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson. Two terrific candidates, Morbo?...
• So.. humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed.
  Mwahwahahahaha!" --Morbo...
• Human female: "All in all. This is one day that mitten the kitten will not soon forget.
  Morbo: "Kittens give Morbo gas. In later news the city of New New York is doomed....
• Morbo: "Morbo will now introduce tonights candidates.
  Puny human number one, puny human number two and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon....
• Human female: "Next, New New York in crisis. Morbo?
  Morbo: "Thanks, human female. Puny Earthlings were shocked today to learn that a ball of garbage will destroy their pathetic city of New New York....
• Morbo: "Morbo demands an answer to the following question.
  If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child....
• Human female: "The sheer drama of this election has driven voter turnout to it's highest level in centuries, six percent.
  Morbo: "Exit poll show evil underdog Richard Nixon trailing with estimated zero votes....
• All humans are subject to decay.
• You humans are all alike.