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• Bart: Uh, Mr. Herman? Herman: Yes? Bart: Did, did you lose your arm in the war?
  Herman: My arm? Well, let me put it this way: Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!...
• Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?" Herman (?
  ): "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!...
• I'm terribly sorry, sir," the novice barber apologized, after badly nicking a customer.
  Let me wrap your head in a towel." "That's all right," said the customer....
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
• Bart: Is this cel worth anything? [gives him cel with arm on it] Deale
  [looks at it, sighs] Let me show you something. This -- this is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hic Heisler....
• A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
• Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
• Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. Cla
  [giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph....
• Lisa: Here Dad, I brought you some nice -- aah! [sees Homer with a potted plant] Home
  Good news, Lisa: I don't need your mother any more!...