Bart: Uh, Mr. Herman?
Herman: Yes?
Bart: Did, did you lose your arm in the war?
Herman: My arm? Well, let me put it this way: Next time your teacher
tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!
Bart: [nervously] Yes, sir. I will.
-- "Bart the General"
Herman: Yes?
Bart: Did, did you lose your arm in the war?
Herman: My arm? Well, let me put it this way: Next time your teacher
tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!
Bart: [nervously] Yes, sir. I will.
-- "Bart the General"
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Bart: None.
Herman:
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Bart: It's all right.
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Bart: Sir! Yes, Sir! Luckily, I am now trained... - Homer: What is it, boy?
Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph.
Homer:
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Lisa: I sure am!
Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth...
