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• Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?" Herman (?
  ): "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!...
• Herman: [whispers] What's the password? Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
  Herman: Right you are. [opens the door] -- "Bart the General...
• Herman: How many men do you have? Bart: None. Herman: You'll need more. -- "Bart the General
• First, you'll need a declaration of war. That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.
  -- Herman, giving Bart advice on dealing with a local bully, "Bart the General...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• Homer: [nervously] Well, Bart, did you make sure to return all the guns?
  Bart: Sir! Yes, Sir! Luckily, I am now trained in six additional forms of unarmed combat, sir!...
• Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph. Home
  Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man....
• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....