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• Y'know, Zap, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon.
  Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child....
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash." Leela: "You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
  Bender: "I meant ass whiplash....
• Leela: Bender's flying too low! And he's upside-down!
  Protestor: He must be talking on a cell-phone....
• Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
  Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
• Why don't you just come move in with me?" -Bender "Really?
  That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing?...
• Leela: I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball... oddball.
• Nobody liked me because I was too popular. -- Jackie Verno
• I am a perfectionist, you are picky, they are anal-retentive.