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• And then I got rescued by this bowl! -- Jo, PLANET OF THE DALEKS
• Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
  Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
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  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
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  There's still too many things I don't own....
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• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....