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• Man: [over PA] Mr. Goodbar to the front desk. The front desk is looking for Mr.
  Goodbar. Homer: Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind of a store....
• Quimby: In the spirit of the occasion, I must tell you what I think.
  You two screwed up royal! Worker: Ya know, I really don't feel like being blamed....
• Bender: This is the Brooklyn-bound B train making local stops at wherever the hell I feel like, watch for the closing doors.
• Old robot: What are ye doing? Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
  Old robot: Ye think me be he? Bender: Si. Old robot: Nee. I mean, no....
• The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz
• Good news, everyone." -Professor "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
  Bender "You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisaw....
• I like candy, especially the gooey kind with nougat!
• Bart: Oh, hey! That's Mom. She's happy again! [runs to the yard] [perturbed] You guys made a snowman family?
  Homer: Check it out, boy: it's like looking into a living snow mirror....
• What's up in the ghetto, boy. Oh they just captured the suspect.
  A day without violence is like a day without sunshine....