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• OPTIMIST: A proponent of the belief that black is white.
  A pessimist asked God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God....
• OPTIMIST, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
  A pessimist applied to God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God....
• It's not a black or a white thing. It's a death thing.
• Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
• What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
• Bender: If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.
• I'm not black like Barry White though I am white like Frank Black is. -- The Bloodhound Gang.
• What's black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra.
• What's black and white and red all over? Certainly not the Halifax newspapers.