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• I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white. -- Frank Zappa
• I may be accused of being confused, but I'm average weight for my height.
  My philosophy, like color TV, is all there in black and white. -- Raymond Scum...
• I like my coffee black... as a moonless night.
• It's not a black or a white thing. It's a death thing.
• OPTIMIST: A proponent of the belief that black is white.
• I don't believe that the answer to white racism is black racism.
  -- Spiro T. Agnew, then Governor of Maryland...
• Statistics are like lampposts: they are good to lean on, but they don't shed much light.
  -- Storm P (Robert Storm-Petersen), 1882-1946, Danish black-and-white arti...
• I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races - that I am no
  or ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people...
• Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.