Related:

• Dr. Zoidberg: "Talk to the claw." Bender: "Bite my collosal metal ass.
• Bender: "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation device.
• Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
  Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
• Bender: If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.
• Bender: Stay away from our women. You got metal fever, baby, metal fever!
• Black shiny mollies and bright colored guppies, Shy little angels as gentle as puppies, Swimming and diving with scarcely a swish, They were just some of my tropical fish.
  Then I got mantas that sting in the water, Deadly piranhas that itch for a slaughter, Savage male betas that bite with a squish, Now I have many less tropical fish....
• Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash." Leela: "You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
  Bender: "I meant ass whiplash....
• I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing. Bender: I'll get my kit!