Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!
- Dr. Zoidberg: "Talk to the claw." Bender: "Bite my collosal metal ass.
- Bender: "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation device.
- Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and
reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
- Bender: If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.
- Bender: Stay away from our women. You got metal fever, baby, metal fever!
- Black shiny mollies and bright colored guppies,
Shy little angels as gentle as puppies,
Swimming and diving with scarcely a swish,
They were just some of my tropical fish.
Then I got mantas that sting in the water, Deadly piranhas that itch for a slaughter, Savage male betas that bite with a squish, Now I have many less tropical fish....
- Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash."
Leela: "You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
Bender: "I meant ass whiplash....
- I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my
house is shiny.
-- Steven Wrigh...
- Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing. Bender: I'll get my kit!