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• Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!
• Dr. Zoidberg: "A successor to the professor?
• Bender: "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation device.
• Aw, poor baby, chipped a fang." -Leela "Hey, I got a busted ass here!
  I don't see anyone kissing it." -Bender "All right, I'm coming." -Zoidberg...
• Bender to Zoidberg: "You're looking less nuts, crabby.
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, home-owner!
• Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
  Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Help! A guinea pig tricked me.
• Bender: If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.