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• Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. Danish Proverb
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  All of them, and they will all scream at you in unison and tell you that the only light bulb you can use is a 100-watt soft white but you can use any 100-watt soft white as long as it's manufactured by DEC....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
• Ruth: [pointing] Look, you can see our houses. Marge
  Hmm. There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney....
• It's not a black or a white thing. It's a death thing.
• OPTIMIST: A proponent of the belief that black is white.
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done....