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• Bill Clinton: The Rodney Dangerfield of presidents.
• Life is just a bowl of pits. -- Rodney Dangerfield
• I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own.
  One of them said, "So will you." -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• It's a good thing you're wearing a mustache. It breaks up the monotony of your face.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• I was five years old before I realized there was no such thing as ALPO baby food.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• My sex life is very bad. If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
• She was so old when she went to school they didn't have history. -- Rodney Dangerfield
• She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...