I was five years old before I realized there was no such thing as
ALPO baby food.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
ALPO baby food.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Related:
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney... - When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get.
Rodney... - I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad
kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
Rodney... - My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month,
but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. -- Rodney... - I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."
One of them said,
"So will you." -- Rodney... - She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly,
when you go out with her you put a bag over your head... - A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours
before I realized it had a scratch on it.
- Emo... - I broke up with my psychiatrist. I told him I had suicidal tendencies.
He told me from now on I had to pay in advance. ... - Bill Clinton:
The Rodney Dangerfield of presidents...
From the same category:
- I have mark'd
A thousand blushing apparitions
To start into her face,
a thousand innocent shames In angel whiteness beat... - Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident;
the only earthly certainty is oblivion.
Mark... - How many
efficiency experts
-- does it take to replace a light bulb?
None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs... - When I want to read a novel I write one.
--
Benjamin... - Ambition is an idol, on whose wings great minds are carried only
to extreme;
To be sublimely great or to be nothing. --...
