of the programmer.

- The probability of the bread falling jelly-side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
- The probability of a disk crash is directly proportional to the age of your last backup. -- Yoshi
- The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh................. - The probability of your getting lost is directly proportional to the
number of times you are told, "you can't miss it.

-- Law of Directio... - The probability of your word processor crashing is
directly proportional to the amount of unsaved text.

-- Yoshi... - Probability of failure of a component, assembly, subsystem or system is inversely proportional to ease of repair or replacement.
- The probability that a given program will perform to expectations is
inversely proportional to the programmer's confidence in his ability to
do the job.

-- Pennington's Observatio... - Fish's Second Law of Animal Behavio