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The Amount Of Pleasure Derived From A Cigarette Is Directly Proportional To The Number Of The Non-smokers In The Vicinity.
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The amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette is directly proportional
to the number of the non-smokers in the vicinity.
-- Raj K. Dhawan
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The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.
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Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to the success of the barbecue.
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
-- Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab...
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
