number of times you are told, "you can't miss it."

-- Law of Directions

- Winfield's Dictum of Direction Giving: The possibility of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says "you can't miss it.
- The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh................. - Fish's Second Law of Animal Behavio
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to
the stupidity of your action.

-- A. Kindsvate... - The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the
number of hours you have been on the trail.

-- Milt Barbe... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity
of your action.

Hartley's First Law... - The visibility of an error is inversely proportional
to the number of times you have looked at it.

-- Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading...