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• Winfield's Dictum of Direction Giving: The possibility of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says "you can't miss it.
• The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh.................
• Fish's Second Law of Animal Behavio
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  -- A. Kindsvate...
• The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.
  -- Milt Barbe...
• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  Hartley's First Law...
• The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it.
  -- Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading...