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• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing what you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody else.
  He even told you he'd be hurt if..." "He was going to suck my blood!...
• When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
• How do you straighten a bent pipe? Bend it!
• Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not.
  Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundred virtues which the idle never know....
• Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• Creativity in living is not without its attendant difficulties, for peculiarity breeds contempt.
  And the unfortunate thing about being ahead of your time when people finally realize you were right, they'll say it was obvious all along....
• When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on, and swing!
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....