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• Do you think you can manage a smile? It's only for a fiftieth of a second. -- Frank Modell
• In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing.
  The worst thing you can do is nothing. -- Theodore Roosevel...
• You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
• Whether your think you can do a thing or not do a thing is immaterial, because in either instance, you are correct.
• It seems to me the uses of tobacco aren't obvious right off the bat .
  .. You can shred it up and put it on a piece of paper and roll it up ....
• The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
• The first thing you should do when you win an Oscar is thank God.
  The second thing you should do is forget it. The third thing you should do is call your agent and tell him you need a job....
• The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
  The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking, give up smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women....
• I can do a score of things that can't be done. I can find a thing I cannot see, and see a thing I cannot find.
  The first is time, and the second is spots before my eyes....