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• LOVE: Love ties in a knot in the end of the rope.
• deadman: climber (male) who forgets to knot either end of a rappel rope.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• What, still alive at twenty-two, A clean upstanding chap like you?
  Sure, if your throat 'tis hard to slit, Slit your girl's, and swing for it....
• Tie? You want me to wear a *tie*? Listen: There's only one time in a man's life when he should have a rope knotted around his neck, and that time ain't yet come for me.
  -- Canada Bill Jone...
• Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
• When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The UNIX philosophy basically involves giving you enough rope to hang yourself.
  And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure....
• The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.