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  I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her....
• Jimmy Stewart played the father on a southern plantation when a young man came to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage.
  The father asked, "Well, do you like her?" The young man responded " - I love her!...
• Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother--she looks like my father. -- Tony Randall
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• I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad. -- Freud
• I just met this girl Marge Bouvier and I want to force her to like me.
  -- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
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  .. Eating her cooking is like playing Russian roulette....
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...