Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
Related:
- OPERATOR!
Trace this call and tell me where I am... - Please tell your cat that I am not
a tree... - You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong. -- John von Neumann... - Quote #483
"You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong." -- John von Neumann... - I am serious.
And don't call me Shirley... - I am in total control,
but please don't tell my wife... - I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency,
please buy me a beer... - I am sick and depraved-
please feed me drugs and cookies... - Please bear with me.
I am slightly shell shocked...
From the same category:
- Why teach people to type with both hands when they
can type faster with one finger than they can think... - Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.
Or, nothing looks as good from far away as it does... - If John Madden steps outside on February 2, looks down,
and doesn't see his feet, we'll have 6 more weeks... - Backup not found:
(A)bort (R)etry... - The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday
they might force their beliefs on us.
Mario...
