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• I am in total control, but don't tell my cat.
• I am in total control, but please don't tell my wife.
• Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
• I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
• You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
  Please wait until I am wrong. -- John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m....
• Quote #483 "You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
  Please wait until I am wrong." -- John von Neumann [ on being phoned at 10 a.m.]...
• I am Borg the Cat. Aack! Thpbpth!
• Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?