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• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• I thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split. -- Edmund to Melchett : Money
• 'Gloaters'...you really are a prat, aren't you Percy. -- Edmund : Head
• Did you...miss me? I certainly did. Many was the time I said to myself.
  ..'I wish _Percy_ were here...' Oh!... '...being tortured instead of me....
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• I was the man of a thousand faces. So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now, then?
  -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...
• Your Grace...may I introduce...my _mother_... -- Edmund to the Bishop : Money