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• Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the football game.
  -- paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" -- he used baseball instead...
• Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
• Football's a funny game.
• Football's a game of 90 minutes.
• University: A modern school where football is taught.
  -- Paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce's "The Devil's Dictionary" -- (definition of "Academe")...
• The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forbearance among men.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...