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• Football's a funny game.
• Soccer players do it in 90 minutes.
• Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets. -- Jimmy Bresli
• MONDAY: In Christian countries, the day after the football game. -- Ambrose Bierce
• Football is a game of cliches, and I believe in every one of them. -- Vince Lombardi
• Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets. BRESLIN
• Australian Rules Football may best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air.
• Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius.
  A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. -- Former quarterback Joe Theisma...
• Politics is like coaching a football team. you have to be smart enough to understand the game but not smart enough to lose interest.