Related:

• Football's a game of 90 minutes.
• Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.
  Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• MARTA WAS WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAME with me when she said, "You know most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.
  "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets. -- Jimmy Bresli
• MONDAY: In Christian countries, the day after the football game. -- Ambrose Bierce
• Football is a game of cliches, and I believe in every one of them. -- Vince Lombardi
• Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets. BRESLIN
• Australian Rules Football may best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air.
• Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius.
  A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. -- Former quarterback Joe Theisma...