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• Artificial insemination: Copulation without representation.
• Lister: Lemon juice? (holds up canister) Cat: What the hell is that?
  Lister: It's a syringe. Cat: What kind of syringe?...
• Why get real when artificial is so much easier to keep clean?
• Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
• Did you hear about the artificial insemination enterprise in the Middle East called Seeders of Lebanon.
• Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize winner furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination purposes that is referred to as A STROKE OF GENIUS.
• In Minnesota they ask why all football fields in Iowa have artificial turf.
  It's so the cheerleaders won't graze during the game....
• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Why is the real lemon in the detergent and the artificial in the food?