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• Why does a mosquito bite your ear? And who cares? The answer is simple, call an exterminator.
  -- Dr. Stubbs, "Evolution", stardate 43125.8...
• Quote #502 In keeping with my non-Aristotelian or relativist-Existentialist bias, I do not classify ideas as simply "true" or "false.
  I prefer to assign them probabilities, on a scale from 0 (the Aristotelian "false") to 10 (the Aristotelian "true")....
• A box has nine ears of corn in it. A squirrel carries out three ears a day, but it takes him nine days to carry all the corn away.
  Why? Carries an ear of corn and two ears for hearing......
• In Minnesota they ask why all football fields in Iowa have artificial turf.
  It's so the cheerleaders won't graze during the game....
• logical adj. [from the technical term `logical device', wherein a physical device is referred to by an arbitrary `logical' name] Having the role of.
  If a person (say, Les Earnest at SAIL) who had long held a certain post left and were replaced, the replacement would for a while be known as the `logical' Les Earnest....
• If all the Chinese simultaneously jumped into the Pacific off a 10 foot platform erected 10 feet off their coa
  it would cause a tidal wave that would destroy everything in this country west of Nebraska....
• My best argument against discrimination is quite simple
  Does it really matter if the ABC people are inferior to the DEF people if they can tell one end of a gun from the other?...