If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
I can not say that I don't disagree with you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx
You told me about that yesterday. I know, but I left out a comma. -- Groucho Marx
Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
.. well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...