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• I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
  I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...
• How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
• I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
• Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• You told me about that yesterday. I know, but I left out a comma. -- Groucho Marx
• Operator give me a wrong number, I want to talk to my mother-in-law. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Hello, I must be going. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)