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• Then I began to think that it is very true which is commonly said, that the one half of the world knoweth not how the other half liveth.
  -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book ii, Chap. xxxii...
• I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
• One half of the world doesn't know how the other three-quarters lives. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould
• Third of Five, six of one, half a dozen of the other.
• This button isn't really very witty and it runs on and on and you'd probably be much happier reading some other button.
  Most of them aren't half as depressing as this one. Don't say I didn't warn you....
• I have the other half of Rush Limbaugh's brain.
• An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.
  -- Karl Krau...