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• I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
  Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
• I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
• I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose. -- Steven Wrigh
• I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts. I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I like to reminisce with people I don't know. -- Steven Wrigh
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything.
  Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off....
• I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify".
  I wrote "Doctor" ... What's my mother going to do? -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh