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• Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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• Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
  -- George Gobel...
• Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism.
  The way you play it is free will. -- Jawaharlal Nehru...
• The most egotistical person we've ever heard of is the one who remarked that he had only been wrong once in his life and that was when he thought he was wrong but wasn't.
• Now that you've read Fortune's diet truths, you'll be prepared the next time some housewife or boutique-owner-turned-diet-expert appears on TV to plug her latest book.
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