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• Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. -- Garrison Keillo
• Women remind us that not everything in Nature has a purpose.
• I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. -- Garrison Keillo
• Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillo
• Man has now conquered almost everything in nature except human nature.
• You have taught me the fear of becoming lost, which has killed the pleasure of curiosity and discovery.
  In strange cities, I memorize streets and always know exactly where I am....
• if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world.
  -- Garrison Keillor, Lake Wobegon Day...
• There's no place like home when you're not feeling well. -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day
• When you're around it all the time, you don't notice it so much.
  -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day...