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• When you're around it all the time, you don't notice it so much.
  -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day...
• Lake Wobegon takes its name from an Indian phrase that means either 'Here we are!
  ' or 'we sat all day in the rain waiting for you.' -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day...
• if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world.
  -- Garrison Keillor, Lake Wobegon Day...
• If the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world.
  -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day...
• if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world.
  -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day...
• I once tried to spread a rumor that I had an offer of $
  15,000 to leave radio and fly out to the coast but when the story came back to me, it was $...
• The Lake Wobegon runestone, which proves that Viking explorers were here in 1381, is a small black stone covered with Viking runic characters which read
  8 of us stopped & stayed awhile to visit & have coffee & a short nap....
• No innocent man buys a gun and no happy man writes his memoirs.
  -- Raymond Duff Payne -- (from "Lake Wobegon Days" by Garrison Keillor)...
• You have taught me the fear of becoming lost, which has killed the pleasure of curiosity and discovery.
  In strange cities, I memorize streets and always know exactly where I am....