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• I called my parents the other night, but I forgot about the time difference.
  They're still living in the fifties. -- Strange de Jim...
• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
  Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town....
• I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.
  I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one. -- Strange de Jim...
• O I met a girl across the sea =`\<, She saved my life and came to me (=)/(=) A tender night of dark persuasion Could be my first and last occasion.
• I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
  -- Woody Woodbury...
• I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana.
• Homer: About last night. You might have noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don't understand why.
  Bart: I understand why. You were wasted. -- Damage control, "War of the Simpso...
• Burns: Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?
  Smithers: I don't know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?...
• Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!
  And I want in. Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer....